hehehhhee....Just for laughs...
Vituko vya facebook...
Imagine wewe ndo ungekua mzazi wa huyu mtoto...
Baba alimuuliza mtoto "Mbona leo
umeamka Alfajiri sana mwanangu?"
MTOTO: Namuwahi mwalimu wa bagia
shulen!"
BABA: mjinga wee! baada ya kuwahi
masomo we unawahi bagia?"
MTOTO: Baba Elimu haina
mwisho.....!
Lakini Bagia zinaisha saa nne asubuhi tu!!.
Who is more confused?
Manka Tshs. 35,000
Marieta Tshs. 20,000
George Tshs 30,000
Kitambawazi Tshs. 15,000
Luka Tshs 10,000
Total Tshs 110,000
Jamaa akaicheki akasema: wote ntawalipia mimi lakini huyo Total simlipii. Kwanza anamiliki sheli kibao za mafuta hapa Bongo...
Just for laughs...
HOW TO HAVE MORE ENERGY AND A GOODDAY..
Za leo, Niaje?
Hope you guys are well na mnawajibika poa...
Just a little sharing with you...
Pia try smiling hata kama you are not happy, it will do you good and those around you.(Always try hard to keep a good mood with a genuine smile)
Dont keep things personal /dont keep at heart/dont hold grudges especially ukiwa kazini, put on the proffessional mood and pretence hata kama mtu kakubore.
Same as you want to have a nice day, make it nice for others, watch what you say and do to others.
Dont panic,,,
Take a break when you are tired.(kama mnajengo refu waweza toka nje ukashuka ngazi taratibu na kupanda, just a small exercise to make you active again, au can have a ten minutes siesta wale kama mimi ambao tunakua active baada ya kulala hata kidogo..
Eat a nice lunch..
Be guaranteed you will have a nice day..
Nawatakia siku njema...
C..
One to end your day well...
Someone said good music is a soul healer...
A nice one to finish your day..
Enjoy it...
C...
Eye catcher...a boy with his dog...
Touching tribute....read it...
Am touched by what late Goldie's bestfriend wrote for her...
So touching....
i see this is what a bestfriend who loves, knows you well should describe you this way and keep a memory of you this way.....
C...
A noble heart on a beautful face...
Cute with a cute heart....
A beuty should always go with a beautful heart..
Brenda Wairimu....
She is an actress, na mimi i first saw her kwa plays za Shuga...
The girl organised a valentine party for the children going through with cancer treatment at Kenyatta National Hospital on 24th Feb, where she was accompanied by her facebook fans.
Books and other valuables were donated to the children who were very excited with Brenda; apparently Brenda has kept very close ties with the children at the hospital as she claimed that they are very close to her heart.
Navyojua au nilivyoona, watu dont like hospitals,
Wasichana wachache, tena warembo wenye kufikiria hivi..
Mfano Mzuri...
Nimeipenda..
C..
Admirable personality...
I have a confession, dont take it personal
I have a confession , you got to listen to it
I got a secret i got to let it out...
Dbanj is making my day..."oliver twist" is one hot song that i fall inlove with over and over again...
Leo nimemka na Zodiac sign Virgo...people born around Aug 23 to Sept 22...
This is the Summary of who they are and what makes of the.m..
Virgo Personality
Their deep sense of the humane leads them to caregiving like no other, while their methodical approach to life ensures that nothing is missed. The Virgo is often gentle and delicate, preferring to step back and analyze before moving ahead.
Practical, loyal, hardworking, analytical, kind.
Worry, shyness, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play.
A certain, reserved manner marks the classic Virgo. Virgos are generally medium to slight in build.
Cleanliness, animals, healthy foods, books, nature.
Taking center stage, rudeness, asking for help.
Virgo is most at home in the company of animals and close to nature. Virgo likes power and enjoys being the sidekick or indispensable assistant.
Green and brown
Virgo in Love
Friends and Family:
Career and Money:
When focused on a task, the Virgo will push themselves to perfection, leaving no stone unturned. They are exacting and take great pride in a job done to the absolute best of their ability. When they feel their talent falls short, they'll turn to the books to learn whatever they need to improve. Careers suited to this sign include being a doctor, nurse, psychologist, teacher, writer, and critic.(where is finance here?well Writer and psychologist serves the purpose)
Virgos are excellent with their money. They generally keep a strict grasp on what they spend, and strive to put away as much money as they can. They plan well in advance for expenditures, and when it comes to shopping, they aren't apt to overspend. Every now and then the Virgo can be seen buying themselves something of beauty, though. They love the arts and enjoy decorating their homes with taste.
Smiles.
C...
Happy Belated birthday Adrian Shillinde..
Happy 4th Year our little soldier...
Isnt he the cutest boy ever!!!.. |
Just want to say that I love you so much.
You more than a nephew, a son is what i see in you.
Your presence makes life fun
You are a little star shining in our lives,
We were happy beyond limits
The day you were born dear
A brand new year has come your way
A beautiful life is in store
My wish for you is that you live to the fullest,grow to be a God fearing person.
May you be blessed more and more
May everything beautiful in this world
Come your way today and every day
May you be blessed by heavens above
Dear nephew
Wishing you a Happy belated Birthday(24th/feb)
With his granp's...showing his styles...
Imgine this kaboy making mama do that...wow... |
with granpa gues this was cuter staff... |
Imagine i forgot my Nephews birthday,,
How could I,,,chinekeee....feel so bad...
But better late than never..
Hope he is one day gonna read this and know that aunt did remember...
Love you Adiiii...
C..
A nice Sunday in Maputo at the fish market
Kwa wale wafanyao biashara, nikilenga nchi yangu lakini pia nchi mbazo zimebarikiwa na bahari au Ziwa, basi hata mito lakini itoayo samaki, je ni biashara gani ya samaki ambayo mnafanya?
Ok let mi share ka stori na ka idea kamoja nimekaona huku nilipo.
Jana ilikua ni siku nzuri kwangu, nilikutana na familia moja yenye upendo ambao waliinvite for Lunch na hata baada ya kukaa siku nyingi Maputo, sikujua kuwa jumapili ni siku ya kula bata out of home...Yaani namaanisha, watu wa huku wameweka mazoea ya kupata lunch and dinner out of home, nikimaanisha no cooking on sunday..
Ok so tukaaenda kwenye fish market moja ambayo before nilikua namazoea ya kuja kununua samaki na kuondoka, sikuwahi kuchukua nafasi kulitembelea hili soko nijue linaiishia wapi kwani kwa kipimo cha macho yangu lilionekana sio pana.
Well story isiwe ndefu but here is the idea.
Hawa watu walichokifanya ni hiki,wameweka part mbili,sehemu ya mbele(1st part) ndiko samaki wanapouzwa generally, yaani kwa wale wateja wa ma nyumbani na pia kwa wale wenye kutaka kutayarishiwa hapohapo.
Sehemu ya pili(second part) ambayo iko nyuma ya soko, kuna migahawa, au sitting space for customers who want to have their fish there.
Hivyo you can choose your fish, unatayarishiwa, you eat it na kusepa...
Lakini pia kama you are regular customer na umefahamiana nao, unachukua namba yao na kila unapotaka kwenda you just make a reservation ya table na msosi maana kuna jaa watu, then when you ready you enjoy your food.
Na from what i see, this people have a nice business, sijui labda sijatembea lakini kama kuna kitu kama hiki Tanzania then well done.
Some few photos' i took...
Hapa ndo upande wa mbele, sikuchukua picha nzuri but waweza pata picha ni soko la kawaida tu, kimuonekano.
na hapa ndo tulipokaa sisi, sikuchukua picha ya kuonyesha pakoje exactly, but the table setting iko hivo..
The fam..my bro G and Mummy.. |
Kitu cha prawns hapo kati,,,sweet smiles eeh?zilikua tamujee.. I love this lady.. |
A Plate of calamari"Pweza" |
Haya, Changamkeni na idea hiyo...
Nice day...
Smiles.
C..
Let tomorrow worry about itself..
How many of you by worrying add up second in your life?
We live in world full of many problems.
Everyday has its own package, things happen when you least expect them.(just like me today, my head feels so empty and am like i dont want to think today,,,but how can i even work without thinking, with the type of job i have?almost to impossible.)
Situations come with a big force, if you are not strong enough, they knock you down, if you are strong enough, you fight them but in someway they leave you hurt.
We try to be so careful with everything we do.
We worry about what will happen tomorrow so much, such that we are even afraid to face today...
But
My Bible in Mathew 6:24-35
Says that"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?
26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?
27 Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?
28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin.
29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these.
30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith?
31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’
32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them.
33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.
34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
This Chapter gives me strength and makes me see tomorrow in a better angle"that is God is taking care of my tomorrow and that am safe..
All i have to do is take a step at a day.
Focus on today and make the most of today.
Smiles..
C..
The call,,,,Happy Sabbath
How often do you open your Bible and read?
Do you read and take time to meditate about it?
How often do you go to Church?
Why do you go Church?
Do you believe in God.
How is your relationship with God?
I wonder if you sometimes take time to ask your self those questions..
Not a single day do i sleep without thinking of how my day went, the mistakes i made and the damage i have done to the relationship with my God.
There are days when i feel that am so distant from God and i feel his gap,,,I quickly realize what i have done and how far i ran away from his presence..
I sleep with my Bible so close but i barely open it, and sometimes when i want to open it i just tell ma self " Tomorrow"
I know it very well that am supposed to be at church very early in the morning,but this would rather be extended by a 20 minutes snooze of ma alarm.
And do i even make an effort to know where my church is?...Nada...
Honestly I miss going to church every Sabbath, I feel I am missing alot, I can see my blessings being wasted...
Once you start asking your self either of the questions above.
Then, believe me, it is your call
Be thankful that there is still an Angel's Voice in You that tells you that you need to change and go back to doing the right things you ought to be doing.
Stop postponing
Do it now...
All the best,,,,
Happy Sabbath..
C....
Sweety Candy.....Candilicious...
Some Friday love from Cay..
This is what i would say about how i feel about me and how grateful I am to my Perfect Creater(God)..
"How skillful the hands of the artist, Who painted this picture of me, He saw with the eye's of a Master, How beautiful my life could be, Where once was a portrait of gloom and despair, This masterpiece hangs in it's place...."
One thing i know, he created me so perfectly just the way i am..
Sitochoka kuimba na kutambua umuhimu wa Ebeneza maishani mwangu...
"Umbali nimetoka, na mahali nimefika ndio maana ninatambua kwamba wewe ni Ebeneza,Sio kwa uwezo wangu, ila ni kwa uwezo wako,mahali nimefika baba acha nikushuru,....
Ninataka Ebeneza ujenge juu yangu, uwe Msingi wangu, jiwe langu la thamani nakuhitaji sana, Maisha yaliyojengwa juu yako hayavunjiki kamwe....wewe ni sauti yangu, wewe ni uzima wangu""....
Najua nimependwa na ninapendwa...
Ngoja nikusimulie habari ya kijana moja,, anasifa nyingi ila kubwa ni upendo...thamani ya wokovu wangu kaibeba yeye, gharama ya maisha yangu anayo yeye...Maisha ni hazina,iliyo mikononi mwake hakuna ajuae salio la maisha yake,ukiona leo ni mzima kesho hujui itakuaje,,ndo maana nimeona nikukumbushe habari ya kijana wangu, yeye akikupenda hakutoi toi kasoro...Huyu mwanaume ni Yesu...
Namshukuru kwa kunipa tabasamu lisilo kauka usoni mwangu...
Some Instagram editing...
Turns to be my fav... |
I appreciate every second of my life, and cant Thank God enough for it.
I value everything am given and i know i have a task of taking care of everything that surrounds me, including you who is reading here,,,ask me how?
Spread love..
Smiles...
C...
DON’T EVER RUSH INTO FALLING IN LOVE…
Ijumaa njema kwenu wote..
Leo nina neno, nimelitoa sehemu..
Nalo ni hili...
Don't ever rush into falling in love for love never runs out. Even if they mock you because you are single
Its better to be single than to be in a relationship of SORROW Just tell them this
"God is busy writing the best love story that will sweep me off my feet!"
If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you
let it go be gentle on yourself. ...There is nothing wrong with you
Love just did not choose to rest in the other person's heart
Let it go, there's a reason and a meaning you will know in time....
Always remember that sometimes we have to ignore how we FEEL and realize what we DESERVE!
True love isn't something that is forced. It is something that just happens.
Many people are so hungry for love that they choose to bite the first type of love that they may see even if it's toxic, don't be a fool for love. Choose your love wisely.
If you decide to sell your love for a pack of Mr. Biggs meal or Mc Donald's Burger chips....
Don't blame anyone in the future. Remember it's not about being what everyone wants you to be,
It's about being yourself and finding someone who truly loves you for who you are
Remember it is not how you feel now that is really important......
It’s your state of happiness in the future.
THINK ABOUT IT
Like and share to inspire all your friends out there
Smiles..
C
Happy Many returns my darling Sis Di...
Tick tok!!!
the clock counted and someone got a new age....
her beautful family,,, |
My sister, mybestfriend Dianah!!!
A sister is a little piece of childhood that can’t ever be lost.
Thanks for being there for me through the years that we have travelled together and still travelling
You are a special gift.
I’m so glad that God gave me a sister like you,There is no one like you.
You are a friend for life.
I’m so grateful that I have you!
Your birthday brings to mind all the reasons for which I am proud to call you my sister and how much I love you for that.
It also brings to mind loving wishes,for the best in life for you.
And may the days that lie ahead Be extra-nice one, too,
Filled with all the happiness
Thought to come to you.
Happy Birthday !
Some memories to be cherished when we were still little....
My late bro Shill,Sweet mama and my sis Di... |
Back when I was still the youngest...ouh Daddy's head was badly cropped... This pic makes my ribs crack..hahha...I love it... Late bro Shill, Dad, Di and I.. |
Di and I, gues this was around 1995or 6...when we were best of enemies.. |
C...
not me saying...
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Vicker's household,his choice,his family...Amazing...
Daddy with the boy... |
A beautful family |
Love is my home..
C...
Some words of wisdom from Mercy J...
I always love what Mercy Johnson posts on Facebook..
She is never out some true words that i find wisdom on them.
Let me share three posts today and may be can help someone out there who needs these words....
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...The OUTSIDE world will NEVER determine what is INSIDE you! Despite what people will try to say, YOU are perfectly equipped for the journey GOD has for you today
...To be great, you have to be willing to be Mocked, Hated & Misunderstood...but don't relent in your effort to Greatness.
...There is only one rule to LOVE and that is be smart with your heart!! Love isn't slavery, Love isn't stupidity and Love isn't suffering. If your heart is constantly burdened with those traits THAT ISN'T LOVE...
To all lady's....
A big lady is a lady with enough brain in her head not the one with much money. She is not the one who flirts with all the men in her hood. She is the lady who respects her relationship or marriage... You know her from what she does and not what she says. She is not the most expensively dressed but she is the most decently dressed. A real lady respects the sanity of womanhood. She carries herself with much dignity. Money doesn't make her a big woman. Most of these so called big well off ladies are empty inside. They keep on regretting a lot about their past but pretend to be happy outside their home. Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept with my dear. Remember that cheap items have more buyers. Build yourself into the woman that people will always respect and admire. Never follow the crowd but be yourself. Be bold but humble, be Godly, be hard working, respect your relationship or marriage, be ambitious but contented, don't make men your priority in life but build yourself into the woman that men will always want to take home to their mamas, not the one they only want to take to hotels and clubs. Trust me, if you just trap a man with your body, he will go one day because sex is cheap to get these days. It won’t make him stay with you forever. Let men fall for your personality and not your bed techniques please
I am sorry this maybe hurting but it’s the bitter truth. Think about it and try to change yourself dear ladies. I love u all'"
Lastly...
....Sometimes when you sacrifice something precious, you're not really losing it, You're just passing it on to someone else that special one and, I guess that’s just part of loving people, You have to give things up, Sometimes you even have to give them up but you gain something better eachother and, If you're going to try, go all the way or don't waste eachother's time, Otherwise, don't even start if your not going to try, This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind at times lol, All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it And, you'll do it, Despite rejection and the worst odds, And it will be better than anything else you can imagine, If you're going to try, go all the way, There is no other feeling like that, You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire, You will ride life straight to perfect laughter together, It's the only good fight there is, I believe if 2 people who are meant to be together nothing can keep them apart, Buildings burn bridges burn but, Real love is forever and real love does prevail, No matter how far the 2 maybe their love and hearts comes together..
One of her recent posted pic in fb with her new born baby and friend...She is truly blessed...
Smiles..
C..
Jide mfano wa kuigwa...
Leo nashow love to Lady Jay Dee..
Namsifu kwa jitihada zake za kimaisha.
Napenda anavoishi maisha yake..
Nyumbani lounge ni idea kubwa na nzuri sana, lady Jay dee's diary inayorushwa East Africa ni kipindi chenye ubunifu mkubwa, blog yake imekaa kijamii na imelenga kusaidia jamii...
Naweza kusema sentensi moja tu...ni mfano wa kuigwa...
Nyumbani lounge...vimiminika vya kutosha...
Ceo mwenyewe,, kikomando zaidi
Mudada ya Musoma...Cute cute..
Some more pix from her blog with her Captain...
Best couple,,,I love their bond... Sijawahi sikia habari mbaya kuhusiana na ndoa yao.. congzz to them.. |
Mtu wa watu, Jay Dee anapenda marafiki zake, na nahisi wanampenda pia... Ni mtu wa watu huyu dada... |
Mkombotiii wa Moshii... |
Pia unajua alikwea mlima kili??
yes she did!!!
Is it not inspiring?...
Amenipa kiu ya kutaka kukwea huu mlima siku moja....
Na hapa ndo ninapompendea zaidi...
Hupiga duster moyo wangu na kinanda na sauti yake...
Last but not least...
Ni mudada akiwa kwenye matukio....
Sio mvivu...
mimi penda hii...
Jide big up!!!
Smiles...
C...