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Wageni wengine noma.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa soda au chai?
Mgeni: Ntakunywa­­ soda wakati nasubiri chai ichemke!
Mwenyeji: Hapa kuna sprite na coca nikupe ipi?
Mgeni: Nipe coca sprite niwekee kwenye friji iendelee kupoa.
Mwenyeji: Nikupe mkate au maandazi?
Mgeni: Nipe maandazi kwanza mkate ntakula na chai ikichemka. ILIPOFIKA JIONI
Mwenyeji: Nkuandalie chips mayai au kuku?
Mgeni: Niandalie chips kuku kwanza, mayai naomba unichemshie 10 tu ili nishushie na ile sprite.MGENI KAMA HUYU WEW
UTAMFANYAJE?

this goes to my brothers...

When a woman stops stressing, Stops getting jealous, & starting saying, "Nah I'm Not Mad, It's Cool" Stops arguing about small stuff, Stops worrying about you & Stops blowing up your phone....*JUST KNOW THAT THE LAST TEAR HAS DROPPED & SHE NO LONGER CARES!*

And everyone should always remember this....
Dont ignore your mom..  


Photo: Like & Share if you take care of your mom :)  Dont ignore your mom..



 
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