"The miniskirt is too short to attract attention but it is too long to cover everything"
"The Grace of the Lord is new every morning and every day in our life.''
"We often cant change external circumsatances that surround us but we can change our attitudes towards them."
"We have to keep in mind that behind every event that happens in this world there is a strategy behind.Be careful"
"It is better for a christian to stay in a relationship that looks like it will sink but in really it survives than to stay in a relationship that looks it will survive but in really it will not survive or will get lost."
When God is executing HIS plans in our lives, HE also designs and arranges the events that continue to unfold until HIS purpose is revealed in our lives. When we look at the way and manner God designs and manages events ...in the life of HIS people, we would discover this truth. Because Peter was to be a blessing to his people, he had to taste hardship, disappointment, setback, failure and want. Because Joseph was to be a source of freedom for his people, he had to taste imprisonment. Because Hannah was to have the mother of miracles, the great child, Samuel, she had to taste barrenness.
As a Christian, what are you passing through? What you are passing through may be part of the events that would reveal God’s purpose for your life and usher you into your Divine destiny. Don’t doubt the plan of the Master Planner! Don’t lose faith in God’s wisdom. Don’t give up in the face of life’s uncertainties! Keep your eyes fixed and focussed on the promise of God, not on your situation. If you are living for the purpose God has designed you to achieve in life, your focus, aim and desire would be on your destination, not your situation.
Unakumbuka haya;
1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili' a.k.a tetesakrin
... 5. Kupamba kadi na pamba sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa sherehe kupambwa kwa toilet paper
7. Kunyolewa na mkasi
8. Kufunga pesa kwenye leso au pindo la kanga au kifuani
9. Wavulana Kuvaa Nguo ya ndani aina moja nchi nzima ya pundamilia
10. Ku rewind kanda kwa peni
11. Nchi nzima Kuangalia Movie ya Commando John, Double Impact, Rambo, Bluce Lee kimando kipensi na coming to America..
12. Watoto Wa Mtaa Mzima Kufahamiana sababu ya kucheza wote Kombolela na Kibaba..
13. Kuunguzana na mbegu ya ubuyu baada ya kuisugua chini
14. Kukata ndala kama kifutio
15. Kunyolewa msalaba shuleni kisa nywele ndefu
16. kuweka kioo chini kuwachungulia wasichana.
17. Kuweka Shati la Shule "Blue" eti liwe zuri.
18. Ubitoz Ulikuwa ni Kusimamisha Kola Ya Shati ilowekwa blue.
19. Ukiandika Barua kwa Umpendae lazima uchore moyo na Mkuki na lazima upulizie Pafyumu ya "YU".
20. Hata kama Mlikuwa mmegombana January lakini Mtu anakuambia "Utaipata Siku Ya Kufunga Shule".
21. kufunga shule na mtu(unamdunda mpaka ajute)
22. Kujichora kwa bikari kwa maana tatoo
23. kijinsi kilichovaliwa ndani ya kaptura ya shule kiliitwa dabali
24. kung'ang'ania kujib maswal darasan hata km hujachaguliwa huku ukionesha usongo wako kwa kusimama na kupigiza vdole vyako huku uksema"mimi!mimi!
25.Kuweka ulimbo kunasa vindege
Unakumbuka haya;
1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili' a.k.a tetesakrin
... 5. Kupamba kadi na pamba sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa sherehe kupambwa kwa toilet paper
7. Kunyolewa na mkasi
8. Kufunga pesa kwenye leso au pindo la kanga au kifuani
9. Wavulana Kuvaa Nguo ya ndani aina moja nchi nzima ya pundamilia
10. Ku rewind kanda kwa peni
11. Nchi nzima Kuangalia Movie ya Commando John, Double Impact, Rambo, Bluce Lee kimando kipensi na coming to America..
12. Watoto Wa Mtaa Mzima Kufahamiana sababu ya kucheza wote Kombolela na Kibaba..
13. Kuunguzana na mbegu ya ubuyu baada ya kuisugua chini
14. Kukata ndala kama kifutio
15. Kunyolewa msalaba shuleni kisa nywele ndefu
16. kuweka kioo chini kuwachungulia wasichana.
17. Kuweka Shati la Shule "Blue" eti liwe zuri.
18. Ubitoz Ulikuwa ni Kusimamisha Kola Ya Shati ilowekwa blue.
19. Ukiandika Barua kwa Umpendae lazima uchore moyo na Mkuki na lazima upulizie Pafyumu ya "YU".
20. Hata kama Mlikuwa mmegombana January lakini Mtu anakuambia "Utaipata Siku Ya Kufunga Shule".
21. kufunga shule na mtu(unamdunda mpaka ajute)
22. Kujichora kwa bikari kwa maana tatoo
23. kijinsi kilichovaliwa ndani ya kaptura ya shule kiliitwa dabali
24. kung'ang'ania kujib maswal darasan hata km hujachaguliwa huku ukionesha usongo wako kwa kusimama na kupigiza vdole vyako huku uksema"mimi!mimi!
25.Kuweka ulimbo kunasa vindege
1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili' a.k.a tetesakrin
... 5. Kupamba kadi na pamba sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa sherehe kupambwa kwa toilet paper
7. Kunyolewa na mkasi
8. Kufunga pesa kwenye leso au pindo la kanga au kifuani
9. Wavulana Kuvaa Nguo ya ndani aina moja nchi nzima ya pundamilia
10. Ku rewind kanda kwa peni
11. Nchi nzima Kuangalia Movie ya Commando John, Double Impact, Rambo, Bluce Lee kimando kipensi na coming to America..
12. Watoto Wa Mtaa Mzima Kufahamiana sababu ya kucheza wote Kombolela na Kibaba..
13. Kuunguzana na mbegu ya ubuyu baada ya kuisugua chini
14. Kukata ndala kama kifutio
15. Kunyolewa msalaba shuleni kisa nywele ndefu
16. kuweka kioo chini kuwachungulia wasichana.
17. Kuweka Shati la Shule "Blue" eti liwe zuri.
18. Ubitoz Ulikuwa ni Kusimamisha Kola Ya Shati ilowekwa blue.
19. Ukiandika Barua kwa Umpendae lazima uchore moyo na Mkuki na lazima upulizie Pafyumu ya "YU".
20. Hata kama Mlikuwa mmegombana January lakini Mtu anakuambia "Utaipata Siku Ya Kufunga Shule".
21. kufunga shule na mtu(unamdunda mpaka ajute)
22. Kujichora kwa bikari kwa maana tatoo
23. kijinsi kilichovaliwa ndani ya kaptura ya shule kiliitwa dabali
24. kung'ang'ania kujib maswal darasan hata km hujachaguliwa huku ukionesha usongo wako kwa kusimama na kupigiza vdole vyako huku uksema"mimi!mimi!
25.Kuweka ulimbo kunasa vindege
